1. “urgh i just walked past the kitchen and the chef is sat on the side, is that even hygenic? this place is gross” - when the waitress is stood behind you

2. “i don’t mind how we split the bill, it’s not like we’re students any more who account for every 50 pence” - when the waitress behind you only works there part time to get her through university

3. “oh well, dinner’s been insightful, we know not to come back here again” - when (you guessed it) the waitress is still stood behind you.

dammit!

happy sunny saturday people!

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p.s. update on the umpa lumpa situation - only now an umpa - the lumpa part washed away in the shower. still able to make the event - yay!

m

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