1. “urgh i just walked past the kitchen and the chef is sat on the side, is that even hygenic? this place is gross” – when the waitress is stood behind you
2. “i don’t mind how we split the bill, it’s not like we’re students any more who account for every 50 pence” – when the waitress behind you only works there part time to get her through university
3. “oh well, dinner’s been insightful, we know not to come back here again” – when (you guessed it) the waitress is still stood behind you.
dammit!
happy sunny saturday people!
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p.s. update on the umpa lumpa situation – only now an umpa – the lumpa part washed away in the shower. still able to make the event – yay!
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sandra w says:
what is this, dogfood? When the chef is behind you!
April 16, 2007 at 4:16 am
randommel says:
ah, yeah – that would be another
April 16, 2007 at 11:51 am