dark ages

i’m living in the dark ages i swear! i still have no web connection and to say that i’m going insane is no exhaggeration! it appears there aren’t any cables in my area to have cable service. not deterred, i called another provider who could run the broadband through my phone line, only to be told that the line in my street is really long and therefore the speed would only be 0.25mg! are you sure it’s 2007??

i resigned myself to using dial up for the time being only to find there’s a fault on my line and even that won’t work! someone seriously wants me to stay away from the web… maybe they’ve been reading my blog! i’ve got so desperate i’ve even become a member of the local library to use their connection – things must be bad!

there’s only one solution i can see – now where did i leave the number for the removal company?

happy weekend! x

 p.s. has anyone else noticed since the smoking ban was introduced that the clubs are so quiet! one great bonus is that the next morning you only wake up smelling of stale alchohol rather than smoke as well – nice!