to the guy who lives in apartment 4,
i just wanted to drop you a note to sincerely apologise for any distress caused through seeing me naked on saturday. i really didn’t know that fake tan could set off the fire alarm and i appreciate you coming down to check that i wasn’t on fire. i promise that in future, i will ensure all of the blinds are closed before getting undressed and yes, you’re right, it really is hard work being a girl.
my sincerest apologies once again,
the rather embarrassed although lovely tanned, mel x
