cooking fat!

cat wakes me up at 3am licking my nose.

i get up and open door for cat.

cat pushes door closed.

cat licks my nose.

i get up and put down biscuits for cat.

cat rags rug.

i remove cat from living room and shove face in biscuits.

cat spits biscuits at me.

i become wide awake.

cat goes to sleep.

good job i love the furry creature!