i’m not a person that is good at watching films, you see, i have a very short attention span. therefore when i go to the cinema, it’s mainly for the popcorn… (but we’ll keep that between ourselves). however, there are some rules i believe that cinema-goers should follow and it always seems i get stuck next to someone who doesn’t understand these rules – man from tuesday night, please pay attention…

1. when leaving for the cinema, make sure that your hygiene is to a socially acceptable standard – this means brushing your teeth and showering so that i’m not forced to breath into my jumper the whole time i’m there

2. watching hairspray (it wasn’t my film choice i swear) as a guy on your own is just odd – if you plan on watching it on your own, you might be better off waiting for the dvd

3. hocking a loogie is not acceptable. end of.

4. staring at people whilst they’re watching a film makes them feel uncomfortable (and in some circumstances could get you arrested)

5. when the film ends, you should stand up rather than force people to clamber over your lap

you never know, if you follow these rules, you might find someone to go to the cinema with in future. we can but live in hope…

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