… 3, 2, 1 and back in the room
October 9th, 2007after what feels like months of not having a life and turning into a working machine, i’m back - hoorah! not just back but back in full randomness you’ll be pleased to hear… so please don’t expect any direction or sense from this post - i’m still slightly delerious!
i’ve got this week off to chill, sleep and chill some more - although it appears that the magnet inside my mac is stronger than ever and it seems to pull me back at the soonest possible opportunity. i’m gradually going to have to wean myself off of it - good lord, when did i become such a geek? you see when you host a web conference, it becomes acceptable for your inner geek to be released, in fact being a girl geek is almost respected. but now, i’m back to reality where to most of my friends the internet = facebook, so i’m doing my best to cover the geekiness and fit back into society, not to huge avail at the moment, it should be said.
i decided to try and assist the process by buying trashy magazines, bringing everything that i could possibly need for the next 24 hours to my room so that i don’t have to get out of bed (although that doesn’t include a commode - that would just be weird) and wearing the comfiest slippers in the world.
i say that i’m planning to stay in bed for the next 24 hours as i don’t want people to see the egg bump on my head. in full mel fashion yesterday, i managed to add yet more drama to my ever traumatic life… this is kind of how it went:-
* picked up razor to de-forest legs (nice i know, i’ve been busy - give me a break)
* dropped razor
* tried to catch razor
* slashed open finger
* blood squirted everywhere (enhanced by the running water)
* wake up cold in the bath having passed out
why oh why am i such a baby??? so now, i’m going to sit here, hiding my egg from the world and read about mothers who divorced their children who married their fathers, who were secretly their cousins and had 11 children - got to love the british mags!
oooh and on a separate note, i’ve had feedback that you’d like another video update, so if i can think of something interesting to say and find a hair style that covers my egg, you might want to watch this space…
over and out from your ever random friend xox

October 9th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
I just laughed so hard I almost peed myself a little (as a straight guy I probably shouldn’t admit that should I?
Seriously though - I was at the Carsonified party and everyone seemed to swarm to you like bees round a hunny pot - what’s your trick - were you giving out free beer vouchers?
October 9th, 2007 at 11:55 pm
@ Patrick - seriously man, pull yourself together
@ Mel - I know you’re busy with work, but we miss you when you don’t update - please try harder, even if it’s a one-liner
Rant over, thanks.
October 10th, 2007 at 10:42 am
Patrick - beer vouchers??? no, it was my natural charisma and charm of course
Techjunk - will do, promise. although in fairness, it was for your own benefit, i’m sure you wouldn’t have wanted to listen to my delirious rants - i wasn’t even making sense to myself