i know that i’ve been rubbish at updating the blog, but i’ve been in new york and it’s such a weird and wonderful place, i hope you can understand why. i’ve overheard a number of really amusing sentences from people whilst i’ve been here, i’ve listed a few of the most memorable ones below…
- “i’m not ready to sue yet”
- “lady tinkerbell’s coat is lambswool as she has an allergy to polyester” – lady tinkerbell was a dog!
- “the male model in here makes out with customers all of the time” – referring to the abercrombie store*
whilst the cab drivers have also said some really strange things…
- “are you married? no? what’s wrong with you then?”
- “that comes to $10, so as the pound is so strong, you owe me $20″ – nice try!
- “you brits drive on the wrong side of the road” – no, it seems to make sense to me…
well it’s time for the offski now, lets hope that i don’t get strip searched on the way home again, asked to prove that my anti-ageing moisturiser isn’t an explosive device or questioned about having such a big bag for a short trip (i’m a girl that likes shoes, what can i say?). will keep you posted.
toodlepip, m x
* talking of the abercrombie model – am i the only one that finds myself unable to bring myself to look at him because he’s so ripped? oh really, i am?
