i can haz pee?
February 6th, 2008i should start with the disclaimer that i love my cats, i really do and no harm was done to any animals in the making of this blog post. however, this little princess is going to be sent out to work - i’m not quite sure how she’ll earn her pennies, but i’m giving it some thought…
the story goes that 2 weeks ago i moved in with two of my best friends - one of which loves cats, the other not so much. all was going swimmingly well with the exception of squeaky. you see, it turns out my friend had bought with her an old bed which went by the name of squeaky and i can confirm it wasn’t given that name for no reason. after a few days, we had to sit down with her and break the news that squeaky was going to have to go if harmony was to remain in the house.
she took the news very well and arranged for a new bed to be delivered the next weekend. it was a beautiful bed and she was so proud of it that she bought new bedding as a welcoming present (yes, i know it’s a bed…. bear with me!).
now smudgie being the little clever princess that she is managed to open the door to her bedroom and took rather a shine to the new sheets. so much so that she clawed many of the threads, to be able to take with her to make her own bed before peeing. now sorry to be gross but it wasn’t a little tinkle that we’re talking about here…. think camel!!
you can imagine my delight to wake up on sunday with the mother of all hangovers to find that within 24 hours of having her bed, my housemate’s mattress, bedding and duvet were ruined. the remainder of the day was spent scrubbing and buying new items (and many flowers) to make it up to her.
smudgie is still alive, although i’m still trying to explain that’s not the way to make friends and influence people (especially when they don’t like you that much in the beginning).
word out. peace to your mother. it’s another random day. that is all.
February 7th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
That’s just too cute - I think your cat is showing you it loves you more than that other girl - you should actually be grateful…