after an eventful day, i’m just heading out to meet the guys from satisfaction. i’ve included a picture as it kind of sums up my day i feel…

the lobster red - oh yes - it’s my skin, it’s not the light playing havoc with your eyes. you see, i appear to have applied cream, but it doesn’t seem to have done much and i was sat in a breeze so i couldn’t feel it. do not fear though - the tips of my fingers are lily white as they were bent over tapping on my keyboard. yes, i really did work whilst sat in the sun, please can you not make me feel any geekier than i already do.

you see, i had been minding myself working away, when the most humungous cockroach ran across my foot… i kid you not, i swear there are some small countries somewhere that are half it’s size. without thinking, i threw my laptop onto the table and vacated the immediate area (you never know if they’re laying babies as they walk). to my horror the damn thing turned around and headed straight for me. there was no option - i dived straight into the pool. yes i was clothed. no i didn’t take my watch off and yes it’s a sore subject.

to say that people found it slightly amusing would be the understatement of the year. to say i’m that sad the first thing i did was tweet about it would just about sum me up… i think i need margaritas…. WAITER!!!

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