boys pay attention…
June 4th, 2009you know what it’s like… the sun finally makes an appearance, the girls change into their summer dresses and the boys are attracted like bees to a honey pot. if you’re one of those bees, you might want to pay attention to the following video if you’re ever going to get close to the nectar 
now that you’re nearly qualified in the art of seduction, ok take that back, not scaring girls away, go practice those techniques. just remember we’re girls… we like boys who don’t smell!
me xox
June 4th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
i’d date you any day, you’re totally awesome…
June 4th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Do you try to be that cute? Thanks for the advice. Now can you tell me how I’d attract a girl like you?
June 4th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Man that must have taken you bloody ages!! Whilst i’m happily attached, I took notes just in case.
June 4th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Im sure that Mel isn’t posting these just for the purpose of getting hit on or getting a date guys..
restrain yourselves. Lol
June 4th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Hahaha, loving the rapid fire attempts by guys to hit on Mel. Must be those hormones hey?
June 4th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
It’s a new polo shirt and it has just been washed!!
June 4th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Guys can be such losers. Mel’s an internet professional, trying to entertain and she has to deal with this level of immaturity. Pah!
June 4th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
I wonder if Mel is real??? Is there really a girl that cute, as well as funny, not to mention well dressed. But has her hair colour changed. she maybe looks a little ginger to me now…….
June 4th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Adam & Ryan - thanks for being sweet.
Zee - It never hurts to take notes.
Nick - my little warrior, thanks for the concern.
Nate - what did I tell you? Hormones everywhere!
T-shirt David - great, now you’ll smell damp!
Brittany - you’re sweet, thanks for your comment!
Graemekerruk - hahaha geek!
June 4th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Even if it was slightly damp when deadline has been reached - I’ll iron it dry
June 4th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Iron it dry? Oh dear, you’re going to smell mouldy. She’s a lucky lucky girl!
June 4th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
For the record Mel, the Ryan Taylor further up the list is not me.
Not that I don’t think you’re cute you understand, but with my marital status I don’t wonder how you attract girls like yourself. That’s just asking for trouble.
June 4th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Shotgun!
June 4th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
It will smell of Lenor summer breeze free through the door! What about a poor choice in aftershave? Or bad breath & BO - a lot worse factors!!
June 4th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Hi Mel,
You are a very sexy lady! Would you fancy going to Windsor Races one evening?
Chris
June 4th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Ryan - don’t worry, I didn’t think it was you
John - lol!
David - free through the door? Such a classy guy! My argument is, the fact that you have bad breath, bad aftershave and BO means that you should go out of your way to make sure that your tshirt doesn’t smell damp too. That would just be tragic!
June 4th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
I agree, she’s cuuuuuttteee - fancy a date cheeky chops?
June 4th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
I reckon all those bad smells would cancel each other out no?
June 4th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Little warrior eh? LOL
Thanks?
June 4th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Hi Mel,
Do you think letting a girl borrow my car on a first date is acceptable?
I went on a first date and she asked to borrow my car for a few hours but brought it back 2 days later. I’m not sure what to do.
Chris
June 4th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
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June 4th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Chris & Hoff - very funny, who’s put you up to it? haha
David - no, they definitely don’t cancel each other out. This is why you’re single
Nick - I mean it as a term of endearement
Chris - you didn’t really do that! That said I guess it depends on the car, haha
June 4th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
I guess I need to find a cave girl that likes a tumble in the dirt!
June 5th, 2009 at 10:43 am
Blink 182! Blast from the past..happy days..
Thanks for another slice of Thursday afternoon
June 6th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Mel,
I accept this “term of endearment” lol.
However, I do find your videos extremely amusing. They give me a good laugh… Its become a Thursday tradition. haha.
June 6th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
I’ve written all this down!
June 7th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Chris - you’re very welcome!
Nick - I’m glad that you find them amusing… makes it all worthwhile
Phil - good work! Just remember to go back and read your notes!
December 4th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
This is an awesome post. Thanks for sharing