James & Phil – I heart it too.

Adam – ahem, ok

Internet Romance – That made me smile!

Jason – aw that’s so nice, thanks.

Rob – This is very true. I hope that’s not the voice of experience?

Matt – Wow, those are all so true too. Maybe I was a bit mean to boys?

Laurie – Thanks, it’s Such Great Heights by Postal Service.

Christian – Oh good one, I didn’t think of that.

Dave – You’re very welcome, thankyou so much.

Dan – OK, maybe I gave boys a bit of a rough deal Sorry

That being the case, Girls need a lesson too.

* Photos that have been cropped to show a giant cleavage but ommit thigh-width arms and an inevitable broad-back… That illusion doesn’t work. You’ll come off a lot better if you’re honest about your size and don’t crop your photos in an obvious attempt to hide it.

* Photos of you on a hen night with a bunch of mates all dressed as nurses/bunnies/cave women… Fine for your album… Not cool for your main profile picture!

There are more but that’ll do for now.

Great video as always, Mel

Don’t do the fish face. Ever.

You know, that weird puckered lips thing that seems to be endemic on dating site photos for women? Gah. It isn’t sexy. (If you are a science-oriented woman, form an ansatz about why women paint lips red, and then you’ll realize why the fish face doesn’t work from the perspective of a primal-man-brain.)

Oh, and as Mel said, fish face with your more attractive friend…double whammy.

Of course, in the end, the dating site photo trespasses of men are legion compared to those women can do. We are men, after all. A woman, just out of bed, bleary eyed in an out-of-focus photo is good enough for most of us men. Women, though, they actually look at the photo!