Feb 2 2012
personal
Jan 5 2012
Some of the funniest dating site straplines
We’ve all been there… you know, the person that tells you they’re not a murderer, so they must be a catch, right?
In this week’s video I share some taglines to avoid if you’re hoping to *actually* meet someone. You’re welcome.
Keep it awesome peeps. Much love to you all.
M xox
Dec 13 2011
Professional Tube Crusher; hells to the yeah!
A little while ago, I came across an awesome little site called TubeCrush.net. Not only does the concept kinda validify what you always wished you could do, but also provides you with a little form of entertainment whilst resembling a sardine on the bloody Victoria line!
Having tweeted my finds regularly, it’s fair to say I’ve made a few boo-boos along the way. For example, not turning my phone on to silent… three times, having the camera shooting the wrong way… once, leaving my flash on… twice. The last time, the very best I could muster was “busted” before shuffling along the carriage. To celebrate my amazing failures, the lovely guys at Tube Crush made this for me:
I think this is now certification that I am the real life Bridget Jones. But heck, what an achievement. Thanks guys! x
Dec 2 2011
Oh moustache, tell me that you’re leaving…
Nov 17 2011
Why I’d rather be a girl than a boy…
There are many things us girls can do… for example multi-task. In this week’s video, I look at some of the other reasons it’s better to be Eve than Adam. Enjoy.
I’d love to hear your thoughts… oh and boys, I love you really
M xox
Nov 3 2011
Tips To Understand Women
We aren’t complex creatures, really we aren’t. We eat, sleep and drink the same as men. It appears it’s just our minds that are wired differently.
This week’s video includes tips to help you better understand women. You’re welcome.
Further tips and suggestions are welcomed in the comments below. Oh and if there’s anything else you’d like my extreme opinion on, feel free to ask
M xox
Sep 22 2011
Funny Excuses to Decline Dates
Whilst I’d love to tell you that girls can’t wait to be asked out and willingly oblige, the truth is, this isn’t the case. There are times, believe it or not, where we actually don’t want to. You might have 3 heads. You could have terrible B.O, or just spinach between your teeth. All this and yet somehow we always find ourselves saying yes, when what we actually mean is no.
Fear not girls, I’ve compiled a list of believable excuses that will get you out of this very situation. They took quite a while to think of. I’m here to look after you.
I’d love to hear your contributions in the comments, they make me very happy.
Keep fighting the good fight.
M xox
Sep 8 2011
Time to get a partner?
Aug 25 2011
Funny Things About Turning 30
So, my birthday came and went. I’m still alive you’ll be pleased to hear… unless you’re a hater of course
Turning 30 has actually been quite empowering and nowhere near as bad as I feared.
I’ve shared some of the wonderful, weird and funny things you experience when 30. I’ve had the whole of just over a week, so I’m experienced in the subject as you can tell!
I’d love to hear your thoughts too. That’s what the comments are for peeps.
Big hugs and much love.
M xox











