Having been out last week, I got home, put on the heating, boiled the kettle and set about separating my laundry that needed washing by colour. As soon as I realised exactly what I was doing, it made me question when exactly I grew up…

If you’ve ever experienced the same thing or repeating what your parents told you as a teenager, this video goes out to you my friend.

I’d love to hear your stories too, you know that you want to make me feel better!

Have a fantastic Christmas, I’m sending festive love to you all, you guys are awesome.

M xox

p.s. sorry for the lack of ‘Monday Currently’, I was having issues with the site… all resolved now. Service will consume as usual. Is that a sigh of relief I hear? I thought so!

18 sleeps. 18 SLEEPS. EIGHTEEN SLEEPS. That’s all that separates me from the big man, Santa. Oh yeah, baby.

With so little shopping time left to go, boys, it’s time to start thinking of gifts for your loved ones. Yes by loved ones I mean family, your mates (unlikely I realise), but most importantly your partner. You see, your partner holds the power to make Christmas one of the most special or painful times of year.

So without further ado, let me give you some tips to keep you out of the doghouse this Christmas.

Probably worth also noting that you could buy the most amazing gift in the world, but if you rock up at 4am on Christmas morning having been out with the lads the night before, leaving you incapable of eating Christmas dinner… it’s going to be an uphill struggle.

I’d love to hear from you, so make me happy and leave me a comment.

Much Thursday love.

M xox

You’ve scoured the dating sites and found the girl of your dreams. You’re emailing, tweeting, Facebooking and all seems to be going well. But imagine all isn’t quite as it seems. Here I share some tips that things might not be going as well as you’d hoped…

As always, I love hearing from you, so please use the comments, if only to say hello. It makes me happy.

Much Thursday love coming your way.

M xox

The man’s a pro, you may not have seen him, but he has a whole YouTube channel dedicated to tips. The thing is, I wasn’t shown these before it happened to me. So a gift from me to you, the warning signs. I mean, it wouldn’t be clear otherwise.

In case that’s not enough, there’s evidence of him sharing his tips with others. Please take note.

… and yes, I too will now be doing shoutouts. Make your requests in the comments below.

Much love xox

You know what it’s like… you look forward to it for so long and then you finally go on your date and your mind goes blank. Fear not, I draw upon recent experiences from a date to give you some inspiration. I’m nice like that.

Of course, you could always be charming, but that’s just a suggestion. I’d love you to share your experiences too, don’t be shy, leave a comment, I don’t bite.

BTW – the track is by the awesome Jay Norton… you need to download his mixtape if you haven’t already done so. He rawks!

Much love as always.

M xox

we all know the guys and girls that we might not put with our friends… the ones we know will be trouble, right? well there are also the ‘others’ which are also best left alone…

i’m sure that there are plenty more, but hey i wanted to leave you a few for the comments

hope that you’re having an awesome week.

love and peace to you all xox

you know what it’s like… the sun finally makes an appearance, the girls change into their summer dresses and the boys are attracted like bees to a honey pot. if you’re one of those bees, you might want to pay attention to the following video if you’re ever going to get close to the nectar

now that you’re nearly qualified in the art of seduction, ok take that back, not scaring girls away, go practice those techniques. just remember we’re girls… we like boys who don’t smell!

me xox

common sense i know, but given that i see dating profiles every day, it’s really amazing how bizarre some of the profiles are.

note to boys – think before you write….. oh and shower before you date too!

you’re welcome!

xox

forget the glorious sunshine that we’re experiencing at the moment, there are some far more obvious signs that summer is on its way…

i hope you make the most of the wonderful weather, it’s bound to be snowing next week. god bless global warming.

M xox

given the success of the recent tips and advice that i’ve given, i’ve appointed myself as the randommel agony aunt again for this week… focussing on what she says vs what she actually means.

not many men have insider information like this, so be careful how you use this power. remember, if you do slip up and give the wrong answer, a new macbook pro can always raise a smile on a girl’s face!

m xox