Jun 4 2009

boys pay attention…

you know what it’s like… the sun finally makes an appearance, the girls change into their summer dresses and the boys are attracted like bees to a honey pot. if you’re one of those bees, you might want to pay attention to the following video if you’re ever going to get close to the nectar πŸ™‚

now that you’re nearly qualified in the art of seduction, ok take that back, not scaring girls away, go practice those techniques. just remember we’re girls… we like boys who don’t smell!

me xox

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  1. Adam says:

    i’d date you any day, you’re totally awesome…

  2. Ryan Taylor says:

    Do you try to be that cute? Thanks for the advice. Now can you tell me how I’d attract a girl like you?

  3. Zee says:

    Man that must have taken you bloody ages!! Whilst i’m happily attached, I took notes just in case. πŸ™‚

  4. Nick says:

    Im sure that Mel isn’t posting these just for the purpose of getting hit on or getting a date guys..

    restrain yourselves. Lol

  5. Nate says:

    Hahaha, loving the rapid fire attempts by guys to hit on Mel. Must be those hormones hey?

  6. T-shirt David says:

    It’s a new polo shirt and it has just been washed!!

  7. Brittany says:

    Guys can be such losers. Mel’s an internet professional, trying to entertain and she has to deal with this level of immaturity. Pah!

  8. graemekerruk says:

    I wonder if Mel is real??? Is there really a girl that cute, as well as funny, not to mention well dressed. But has her hair colour changed. she maybe looks a little ginger to me now……. πŸ™

  9. Mel says:

    Adam & Ryan – thanks for being sweet.

    Zee – It never hurts to take notes.

    Nick – my little warrior, thanks for the concern.

    Nate – what did I tell you? Hormones everywhere!

    T-shirt David – great, now you’ll smell damp!

    Brittany – you’re sweet, thanks for your comment!

    Graemekerruk – hahaha geek!

  10. T-shirt David says:

    Even if it was slightly damp when deadline has been reached – I’ll iron it dry πŸ˜‰

  11. Mel says:

    Iron it dry? Oh dear, you’re going to smell mouldy. She’s a lucky lucky girl!

  12. Ryan Taylor says:

    For the record Mel, the Ryan Taylor further up the list is not me. πŸ˜›

    Not that I don’t think you’re cute you understand, but with my marital status I don’t wonder how you attract girls like yourself. That’s just asking for trouble. πŸ˜›

  13. JohnONolan says:


  14. T-shirt David says:

    It will smell of Lenor summer breeze free through the door! What about a poor choice in aftershave? Or bad breath & BO – a lot worse factors!!

  15. Chris says:

    Hi Mel,

    You are a very sexy lady! Would you fancy going to Windsor Races one evening?


  16. Mel says:

    Ryan – don’t worry, I didn’t think it was you πŸ™‚

    John – lol!

    David – free through the door? Such a classy guy! My argument is, the fact that you have bad breath, bad aftershave and BO means that you should go out of your way to make sure that your tshirt doesn’t smell damp too. That would just be tragic!

  17. Hoff says:

    I agree, she’s cuuuuuttteee – fancy a date cheeky chops?

  18. T-shirt David says:

    I reckon all those bad smells would cancel each other out no?

  19. Nick says:

    Little warrior eh? LOL

  20. Chris says:

    Hi Mel,

    Do you think letting a girl borrow my car on a first date is acceptable?

    I went on a first date and she asked to borrow my car for a few hours but brought it back 2 days later. I’m not sure what to do.


  21. Mel says:

    Chris & Hoff – very funny, who’s put you up to it? haha

    David – no, they definitely don’t cancel each other out. This is why you’re single πŸ™‚

    Nick – I mean it as a term of endearement

    Chris – you didn’t really do that! That said I guess it depends on the car, haha

  22. T-shirt David says:

    I guess I need to find a cave girl that likes a tumble in the dirt!

  23. Chris says:

    Blink 182! Blast from the past..happy days..

    Thanks for another slice of Thursday afternoon

  24. Nick says:


    I accept this “term of endearment” lol.

    However, I do find your videos extremely amusing. They give me a good laugh… Its become a Thursday tradition. haha.

  25. Phil says:

    I’ve written all this down! πŸ™‚

  26. Mel says:

    Chris – you’re very welcome! πŸ™‚

    Nick – I’m glad that you find them amusing… makes it all worthwhile πŸ™‚

    Phil – good work! Just remember to go back and read your notes!

  27. Deanne says:

    This is an awesome post. Thanks for sharing

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